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Gjekmarkaj's satire: Thanks Albana for not slapping me. Shalsi is holding Gjylamet in his arms

2024-08-06 18:35:00, Satire CNA
Gjekmarkaj's satire: Thanks Albana for not slapping me. Shalsi is holding
Agron Gjekmarkaj. DP deputy

By Agron Gjekmarkaj

Mamica's arrival at the head of the Assembly caused great anger and jealousy within the group of socialist deputies.
We don't understand if Nallbati is happier or sadder?! Hermetic has become iniquitous. Everyone waits for him to let out a sigh of disappointment or joy to then say so and so! Just sit tight, suffer, meit! Only Saimir Koreshi sang the well-known hit "tuj tuj tuj tuj long chickens"! Jorushi i Tabakeve, like a nun of virtue, prayed for general peace.

Thank you Albana for not slapping me because I was bothering to go out in the mejdan, but my mother turned on the meat grinder herself. Salianj's intervention saved me! He told him not to congratulate him even though he is light-hearted, we barely met him, he reminds us that we should laugh sometimes because we are fools! Haram appeared as Saint George.

As much as Dash Sule's hukumas and his riding on the chair so that his voice went to the right ears, it was not easy to wear your name!

But the big bell broke between the socialists who grew old in that party and others who can go young to oblivion without marking their name anywhere.

Pandi Majkua, the former Prime Minister, has been waiting for this day, to go up there himself, for national holidays, to put on those ancient grays the pleats of Kosovo and the tirki of Rugova to wear! But no, you only had to get hot from the applause when Babua released Mamice's name in that bina. Laugh, but your faith shakes! Babo's pan only needs to be wiped from the outside when it is baked, to smell and be swallowed in the void.

Fatmir Xhafes, who knows Dovleti's work well, has started it as an investigator, after he screwed up a reform in justice and is preparing another one, even he was whitewashed in office and a loyal son of the Party. broke it, with the conviction that revenge is a dish that is eaten cold.

Klos, who takes what they give and does not act when he is left with nothing, did not look at that empty place with evil eyes after the departure of Lindite!!
Chuchi, accustomed to transfers, would not have said no! A mullâ created you on the spot as soon as he felt that he would become Ermo's replacement! Once he replaced Nikoqiri, then Tao, now Ermon! It would be a lot of fun to go up from where Nikola came down, if he didn't say so! Beraqavers thought even that was better than nothing.

Ermua herself, who has fought so much by throwing gasoline, tar and fire on the Opposition for a moment, the former President was reading the flight without return, he believed that the good time was coming, but you didn't have a catilferman, zeherhaberr!

Tony would close his eyes and dream of himself up there reading us passages from the Talmud, the Bible and the Koran as chosen by God and her son on Earth!

And when he opened the door, he could see the face of Mamicushe who became the President.
He spoke to you a little and thought that we should fight to stay because evil takes you ahead and who knows where it ends with your eyes closed.

Mimi di Puccini has always believed that if No. 1 of the state is never given to the Catholics for surprise, then No. 2 should remain with them. She had a clear identity, she had to, Catholic, from the north, a tall, blue-eyed blonde, who has seen the world with eyes and not a curly hair, ezmere, from the coast, hawkish, from those who said it best the Sultan's turban than the Pope's chapel in 1453 and God pleased you. But he kept himself to leave the judgment of the evening to time.

The host who is not worried about what others decide to believe that a decision could be made that as a skunk that he is, he gives him that baby but he took Chuchi's! I don't know what is waiting for this bad-mouthed Gaz Bardhi who found some notebooks and is waiting for September. I told him you have a counterpart, Nikoqiri sings, plays the guitar, translates, he has a playful spirit, the poet does not hack you... I show him the poems of the evil Uleritis.

Termeja had seen a ram's shoulder and there it appeared that Tezja would remain in the Government, but there was also an open path if it was not read well to run up or down later!
Auntie's heart, which beats for the great causes and Fergellonje metals, was broken by a sweet talk that she herself would become the President because there is no signature there!

But when Mamicushe's name came out, she knows she should show joy and she did!
Tao, when Lindita surprised us there and then he felt indifference, but when Babo suddenly replaced him with Ibrahim Hoxhen, he thought that the job was good and he wanted to go up! Well, who expected that he would become a Mommy!!!
Gonxhe was very anxious until that matter was closed!! He doesn't know how to speak, only play his hand and sign, and the mayor wants words, not hands! The sweats of the end would come out there.
The lucky one survived!!

Bela looked with anger at the Opposition who made gurgulera, not just because they wet Babo with holy water and shoot him with expired regulations, but above all because of the fact that she (the opposition) was not sensitive to the new hair model that the President had chosen on inauguration day!!! And he will hardly forgive us for this inattention!!
What about Damo someone asked? He has had no claims for a long time, but as a sacrifice he could agree to become Tabir's first! Su do su do shedosh!

Was Shalsi interested in another one? He's holding on to Blero that he's not falling, that he's not falling once, because his only preoccupation is Bores' snobbery at the gumezhin platform!

For Etilden, they were divided into two camps! The esthetes led by Leader Muli and me as a substitute for his soul said that Etilda or Ogi would be the right one, but the fighters led by Frrok Gjin followed by Ulsi Manja wanted Braçe as the President, they were slurring their words, no, no, no, no. love!/CNA

 





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