DP Coalition/ Businessman Luca ironizes: Masterpiece! Kujtim remembers when we were drinking?

2025-03-05 19:02:00, Politikë CNA

Entrepreneur and businessman, Gjergj Luca, reacted to the expanded coalition of the Democratic Party for the parliamentary elections on May 11. Luca made fun of the other participating parties in the coalition, while at the end he concluded his message by saying that he too is seeking his rightful place in this coalition as a long-time democrat.

"I just arrived at the Athens airport, I'm returning from Israel after two days of a very successful visit. I'll just open this tallavana of ours, please follow me just a little because maybe it's a bit of a long list, but I'll read you the allies of my party."

Hello sir, my party has 26 parties and I don't see myself anywhere. The Democratic Party of Albania, that is, my party headed by His Excellency, the Freedom Party represented by Likja, the Republican Party with Fatmir Mediu, the Christian Democratic Party with the great Nard Ndoka, the best in the world, the Union Party for Human Rights represented by its chairman Vangjel Dule. Vangjel, you go after Nard because you are there, you are not far apart both in terms of electorate and religion because you are both Christians.

The Agrarian Environmentalist Party from my friend Gon Duka. I need to be serious about Gon, I don't understand why he continues this nonsense, he's a wonderful guy after all.

International Conservative Party of Albania, represented by the chairman Kujtim Gjuzi. It is a masterpiece, friends, Kujtim Gjuzi. Oh Kujtim, I will eat your heart. Do you remember how much we sold at Bar Sahati when we got drunk, what kind of country people used to come around us. You are great, that is the party that belongs to you Kujtim, and put some order in there. Get rid of the chairman because only the truth comes out of his mouth, oh Kujtim, I will eat your heart.

DP Coalition/ Businessman Luca ironizes: Masterpiece! Kujtim remembers when we

The Albanian Emigration Party, well, we want to close emigration. What does the Emigration Party want with us, Doctor? Leave this party out, we want Albanians to return, what is this party? Kristaq Papa…

The Arbnore Alliance Party. Doctor, what is this Gjet Ndoji? We don't want war anymore, Doctor, or I'll eat your heart out.

The European Ecological Alliance Party, here we have the problem of ecology because we have taken all the others. Yes, Sazani is a good man and when I see him with his fans who are so ecological, there is no man like him.

The Legality Movement Party by Shpëtim Anxhani, Legality means staying hidden, I don't know what to do with the Doctor who comes out in the open.

Albanian Democratic Christian Movement Party. O Nard, what is this that has come to us, brother? Mhill Kecaj, why has this Nard come to us?

The New Democratic Party represented by Sali Shehu. I have a friend in Sala, I helped him once, I don't know if I will help him anymore because he left me on the streets.

The Albanian National Front Party, represented by chairman Adriatik Alimadhi. The National Front was better than the communists, but I don't know what they want together with the communists. The Democratic National Front Party, there is also another National Front, represented by Artur Roshi.

DP Coalition/ Businessman Luca ironizes: Masterpiece! Kujtim remembers when we

The Popular Union of Pensioners Party, before death, Doctor, or after death? Yes, this is the party you should represent, the Union for Pensioners. Take this into your own hands, don't cripple us who still have 20 years of work to do.

Alliance of Macedonians Party, these guys are good. What about you guys with the Doctor? You'll get us in trouble.

Party for Justice, Integrity and Unity, oh Rescue, how did they leave you last, man? We had you first, we left you at the top of the table. How did these Democrats leave you at the bottom of the table, how did you forget the old bread?

"My friends, all you alliance parties, if you don't tell the Doctor to give me the place I deserve, remember, I will tear you to pieces," Luca concluded. /CNA