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Parliamentary round between the Democrats

2024-03-21 17:08:00, Opinione CNA
Parliamentary round between the Democrats
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Democratic Deputies of Reestablishment will hand over to their PD colleagues, officially (with a regular verbal process) the agenda, objectives, ideas, plan of measures and organizational plan of the "parliamentary intifada"

The act of handing over will take place this afternoon with a special ceremony that will be organized in the premises of the parliament headquarters with the presence of the Speaker of the Assembly and the Chairmen of the Parliamentary groups. 

The inventory list includes three targets highlighted in red:

A. electoral reform

B. creation of parliamentary investigative commissions

C. recognition of the leadership of the opposition parliamentary group.

The delivery of the relay of objectives will be accompanied by the physical delivery of:

1. Flakadaneve (27 pieces of blue color)

2. Capsule (piece 11)

3. Chair to turn upside down (item 56)

4. Flour (from which pancakes are made), 2 kilograms.

5. Eggs (30 pieces)

6. Three training sessions for physical collision with garden 

7. Banners (7 pieces)

The act of surrender will be concluded with a joint statement of both groups which will be read by the deputy who has the highest tone and guarantees the attention of those present. The statement will emphasize the unwavering commitment to the realization of the objectives with a commitment and selflessness that overcomes any logistical obstacles, including the need to learn in order to with the same assortments (flour and eggs) add to the menu of weapons in accordance with traditions the latest of the parliamentary protests.

But the ceremony will not end without a moment of surprise: an intensive course in hunting with pods, demonstrated by the undisputed champion of this discipline.

With this act, the opposition MPs guarantee a new precedent in politics - where flakadans, capsolas, and upside down carts are not only logistical tools, but symbols of an unwavering commitment to debate and democracy. Also, with this act, the new proverb was born: "discord makes power"./ CNA





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