By Lutfi Dervishi/ Why are thermoses on the beach dangerous?

2024-08-03 21:15:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi

One can judge that tourists around the world take water, wine and fast food in the tent and there is no reason why the thermos should be declared public enemy number one.

But beyond them, we must say and admit that there are many convincing reasons that justify the prohibition of the thermos on the beach.

1. National Security:

The thermos can be used to transport dangerous liquids... such as tea or coffee. Imagine a beach full of people energized by caffeine.

2. Preservation of Traditions:

Thermoses are a western invention that have nothing to do with our tradition of mahogany, broken or mahogany.

3. We help the business and the consumer:

With the ban on thermoses, kiosks on the beach sell more liquids at salty prices! By buying a bottle of water for the same price as a bottle of honey, the vacationer becomes aware of both the benefits of honey and the miracle of water.

4. Beach Ecology:

Plastic? Why not?. Beer cans? Of course. Thermos? NO! Termus is simply an ecological horror that must be stopped.

5. Health above all:

Thermoses can keep liquids cold or hot for hours. If someone leaves a thermos unopened for a long time, it can turn into a source of dangerous bacteria that can be spread all over the beach. Therefore, banning thermoses is a preventive measure for public health.

6. Aesthetics:

Imagine white sand and blue sea, while in the middle of this wonderful landscape sits a plastic thermos. No matter how beautiful it looks, it destroys the visual harmony and natural aesthetics of the beach.

7. We fight avarice:

Carrying a thermos, the vacationer tends to spend less money. Money is a source of evil, it is known to bring greed, envy, jealousy! The less money, the more you enjoy the things you have for free, such as entering the sea!

While there may be people annoyed by this restriction, it should be understood that everything is done for their benefit in particular and society in general.

The local government is expected to make a proposal that the use of a thermos on the beaches is considered a criminal offense.

In this way, the signs that say "thermus is prohibited" will also have a strong legal basis behind!