The late Këllira tells Evi Kokëpalari his aliases as a spy

2025-04-13 20:16:00, Satire CNA

The late Këllira, traumatized after the answers that Filipi had given to Zdromsi in Durrës prison about his hotel, apartments, villas, land, tenders and assets, had a great concern.

He waited a long time until he received a call from Zdroms.

-Dear Zdroms, don't believe Filip, he curses me out of anger. He is good with the long one and is jealous of you, so he curses me. I am not actually a hunter, but I have become like this only for you...., - said the late Këllira quickly to his spiritual leader who had showered him with money.

The late Këllira writes a letter to the Zdroms
April 9, 18:28

Zdromsi responds by telling him that he should continue the editorials, the writings and attacks on prosecutors, the news of the day, to collect as much money as he needs to pay and someone across the ocean who is serving us so much.

-Get on the phone and talk to Evi Kokëpalari, but explain that she is upset with you. He told me that Këllira was Enver's spy, Saliu's and now Rama's mouthpiece.

"As you command, I have a problem, she wants sex for money, but we'll see," he said and hurried to resolve the situation and the order given by Zdroms .

He thought of choosing a different option and said: "This time I'm spending it asking Evi Kokëpalari for paid sex."

After writing an editorial about the great enemy of Albanians, LaCivita, the late Këllira called Evi Kokëpalari.

-Dear Evi, I have a request. Since I have a complex about this sex work because it has never worked for me and since I once threw the mattress off the balcony, I would like to have sex for money, because now the thing is that Filipi told me that I am not a hunter, I am just a b... So I want to have sex with you to show who I am, - he told her.

Evi Kokëpalari replies: - Dear Merhum Këllira, I can't go with a këllira like you, but you didn't explain to me why they once called you Ymer Çorapja, Mer Gëlbaza, then Merhum Këllira, and so on.

Enthusiastic, he immediately responds by saying: - Dear Kokëpalari, I had Ymer when I was a State Security spy and that's when I changed my name.

Filip tells the old man what Merhumi is, a hunter or a b.......
April 11, 19:44

My nickname was “the sock” and everyone knew it. On the street, because I didn’t wash and everyone couldn’t stand me, they started calling me “skunk,” and some even “skunk.” But I didn’t really like the “skunk” part. I liked “skunk.” I adore my “stink. ”

I am so dirty and filthy, you can't imagine. So with my dirt, with my fines, I have built villas, I have built hotels, I have built properties, and now you must be my hope. I said I would ask you for sex for money, but I am expressing my love to you.

We are both the same . You are American, you are against this LaCivita. I am an old pro-American, although I said a couple of times that they were a danger to Albania when they insulted our Doctor, but then Bashkim Gazidedja paid me, I was a SHISH spy.

The late Këllira shows the Zdroms his three beats
April 10, 18:13

Evi Kokëpalari immediately responds: - Why, late Këllira, were you also a spy for the Union?!

-I have been everyone's spy. After being a spy for the State Security, I then became a spy for the SHIK of Bashkim Gazidede, then I sat under the Doctor's desk. Now I have been sitting under Edi Rama's desk for almost 20 years.

I did even better with the latter, although it led me to Zdromsi, leaving me simply and alone as a Këllirë.

Evi replied lovingly: - Dear Merhum Këllira, we both get along very well. How happy we would be to stay close, to discuss with all passion your espionage. For the money you have stolen, share it with me. Because I also came to collect some fines. But I can't catch you, Merhum Këllira, see you soon in Tirana and teach me some tricks.

And at that moment, he hung up the phone, and Merhum Këllira thought. Did he say yes, or did he say no ?

Evi Kokëpalari, should she have sex for money or did she want to trick him into having sex for free and then take the money he had.

The late Këllira got into his thoughts and said: -Now I'm going to insert an editorial to give Zdromsi a nudge so he can read it and enjoy himself in prison.

And then he sat down at the computer, in the office he had received as a fine from a construction businessman, and began to write./CNA