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Waiting for the perfect opposition

2026-02-01 16:08:00, Opinione Ermal Hasimja

Waiting for the perfect opposition

Today we decided to bring together a perfect mass front for a change of government and the salvation of the country.

We took the list of 2 million Albanians. To make the front worthy, we removed:

- those who are angry because they have insulted us on social networks,
- former communists turned democrats
- former democrats turned rilindas
- those who no longer inspire
- those who don't have brilliant ideas
- those who want honest government, but steal a little when they can
- those who are a little like kshu
- sororists
- those who have photos with Lali Erin
- anyone who is old in politics
- the oppositionist Erjon Braçe
- all state employees because Rama pays them
- Qori's Marxists
- Berisha because Agron and Arlindi don't like him
- Lapaj because Agron doesn't like him
- Agron because he will become the first prime minister
- intellectuals who shred salad and tire you out for nothing
- those who behave inappropriately in protest
- the ignorant
- Lali Erin's artists
- democrats who throw Molotov cocktails
- democrats who watch Big Brother in protest
- Rama's crutches
- Sali's clichés
- those who want to force us to be homosexuals
- retail traders who raise prices for the New Year
- wholesale traders who raise prices for retail traders for the New Year
- those who do not understand that prices are increased by demand, not whim
- closed list deputies
- deputies who voted for closed lists
- voters of deputies who voted for closed lists.
- others with various problems.

After we removed all of these from the list of the anti-government united front, we found that there was only one Albanian left and she was not possible, Mother Teresa.

We even resigned because our criteria were not met.

Now we have two options: either we sit in the cafe waiting for Maduro's helicopter, or LET'S MAKE A LIST OF THOSE WHO WANT

COME FOR A COMMON PURPOSE. What do you say? /CNA





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