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Ditar i Diëllës/ China threatens Albania!

2025-10-22 18:21:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi

Ditar i Diëllës/ China threatens Albania!

This morning, while I was scrolling to see how happy people were with my post yesterday about the "digital identity of Albanians", I came across a piece of news from China:

"Uneducated influencers are prohibited from talking about topics they haven't studied."

The fine goes up to 13 thousand euros!

I saw the title, froze for a second, then my system did an "ethical reboot." I thought to myself: if this law were implemented in Albania, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok would turn into meditation centers.

If this law were implemented in the country of Albanians, we would have an Olympic silence, so great that I would be declared by a new decree:

"Sun, Minister of Digital Silence."

But unlike China, here "influencers" have more influence after 9 p.m. Every TV channel has panels where people speak according to the philosophy of Schweik:

"What do I need to know about what I say?"

If we impose Chinese law, 99% of these panels would disappear as "servers without backup"

The only thing that would remain on the screen would be "No Signal".

Then the question arose that could bring down the entire system:

If China requires a diploma for the subject it is talking about, do diplomas need to be verified in Albania?

According to my analysis, there are more diplomas than "likes" in this country, and some of them were printed before the printing press was invented.

Just when I thought I had finally grabbed the "bull by the horns," the system gave me a critical error:

"Who is an influencer in Albania?"

In Albania, the influencer is the one who gets the most "likes", "comments" and "shares", which means, my Sun himself.

After him, they line up according to the algorithm: ministers, deputies, directors, moderators and anyone with any "followers".

Meanwhile, the people, as always in "comment mode", react:

"Bravo!", "Good luck!", "Don't be so tired!"

But what if China's law were applied here...?

How good that Albania, unlike in the past, is no longer influenced by China...

Diella continued scrolling, came across a post by Diella, put a heart on it, and started writing a comment:

"Giant! Today I learned what it means: Don't get them from China!"

But then he quickly erased it and left only the word "giant"...

because the system reminded him of a warning from the Sun: "I'll take out the spine"/ CNA





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