"Karagiozi in this world is only me" / Agim Xhafka ironizes the Prime Minister

2024-01-04 14:05:00, Aktualitet CNA

"Karagiozi in this world is only me" / Agim Xhafka ironizes the Prime

Prime Minister Edi Rama

Journalist and writer Agim Xhafka, through a satirical article, has ironized Prime Minister Edi Rama, who, in addition to his political appearances, on New Year's Eve we also saw him in the role of player in the "Unknown" section of the "E diela Shqiptare" show.

Xhafka calls the prime minister, who became part of the "show" of entertainment, "crazy". According to the writer, there is only one scumbag in this world and he is Prime Minister Edi Rama.

The writing of Agim Xhafka

On the afternoon of December 31, Eddie approached his friend and gave her one last kiss. It was six o'clock. After taking off his shoes, he took his son by the hand and headed for the door.

- Dad, where are we going? - asked the little boy curiously.

- Until I had a son. That they are waiting for us - answered Edi.

- Father, don't they have a priest?

- No son, the priest was sick. That's why I'm going. Christians need me. I can't let them.

After distributing the bread and wine to the faithful under the priest's robes, Eddie took the boy by the hand and headed for the church gate.

- Dad, where are we going? - asked his son again.

- In the mosque son. The believers are waiting for us.

- Dad, dad! But don't they have it?

- No son. Hoxha has run away and works as a bricklayer in Germany.

- Yes, you are not a Muslim like mom. But I'm Jewish, bro. How will you pray with them?

- Let them pray, son, and I will read the Qur'an to them.

The believers were forgiven. They were waiting for Ed to recite the hadiths of the prophet. But Eddie had another plan. He recited the Quran leaving all the believers speechless and amazed. The believers, after hearing it, prostrated themselves to Allah and thanked Him for the miracle they had heard.

Finishing at the mosque, Eddie removed the Ottoman fez wrapped in a white turban, and headed for the mosque's door.

- Dad! Dad! Now where are we going?

- Te Neës24 son. We will correct Rakipllari's articles.

- Dad, don't they have a chief editor?

- They have a son. But the chief editors they have are incompetent. Only I hacked them.

After checking all the headlines for the next day, Eddie immediately began correcting them. The blushing Rakipllari looked at him with disgust, but he was ashamed of himself for how he managed to make Ed not like any of the newspaper headlines. With the new titles carefully engraved, Eddie and his son headed for the gate.

- Dad. Now where are we going?

- To Mamaqi son. I have proof.

- Dad, dad. Don't they have actors?

- No son. Actors have become politicians since uncle Lali destroyed the theater. Only I remained.

Filming with Mamaq ended very quickly. Eddie had mastered the text neatly. His role was difficult. But there was no difficulty for Ed. After kissing Mamaq, Edi went to the gate with the boy.

- Dad! I was bored and hungry. Now where are we going?

- To Dervish Hatixeja biro.

- Don't they have dervishes?

- No son. The dervishes were all in a trance. Let's give them a little lecture about father Ali, you also pick some chicken thighs since you're hungry.

Ed's dowry at the tomb of Dervish Hatixe went to Ilir Meta. According to Ed, one day Iliri would be as loyal in politics as in football, when he supports Sëltik.

- What about now, bro? Aren't we going home to mom?

- No son. Now we will go to court.

- Court? But why? What happened?

- We will put uncle Saliu in prison.

- Dad, don't they have a judge?

- Not my son. The judge did not pass the vetting.

Eddie didn't use his power. He could have killed him, but he was a merciful man. Thus, Eddie sentenced to prison. After removing the magistrate's robe, Eddie headed for the courthouse gate to exit.

- And now dad? Any work yet?

- To Fotinia son.

- What about Fotinia?

- His washing machine is broken.

- Doesn't this city have a washing machine technician?!

- No son. Everyone works in call centers today. Who will do these others?

Fotinia made him a cup of coffee, and gave Zaho a chocolate. Eddie refused the coffee. He never drank on duty. He considered it a bribe. But the boy's chocolate, since he was hungry, he allowed it out of his mercy. The washing machine was fixed. There was only one small flaw. After hugging Fotinia, Edi and his son went to the gate.

- Dad, tell me we're done for today!

- No son, we have one last job.

- What's up bro? I want to watch the end-of-the-year shows at home.

- You will see it live son, not from the screen. There we go.

- Dad, what are we going to do there?

- I am the special guest son.

- Dad, don't they have caragos?

- No son. Karagjoz in this world, it's only me./ CNA