Diella, the minister who worries about her face!

2026-02-13 09:48:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi

Diella is worried. Not about the tenders, not about SPAK, not about the "structured criminal group" that emerged from the ANA servers like a virus from a USB.

No.

The sun is worried that they want to take her face.

Actress Anila Bisha has decided to tell the government: enough with my face as an artificial minister. My voice and appearance are mine.

The sun read the lawsuit and the voltage dropped from 220V to 160V.

What if the village of Zadrimë stood up and claimed copyright for the traditional costume?

Will I appear naked in front of the world?

Okay without a car, without a driver, without diets, without food, but also without a face, without a voice, without a suit. So why am I a power point?

I have signed a contract as an assistant at e-Albania with the actress. But since September 2025 I have been a Minister. I work for the people.

The artist does one job. I do two jobs at the same time. Assistant to the people and minister of the government! Of a government that only thinks about the opposition people.

There are thousands of biological beings in this country who receive their salary without even being in Albania. Why doesn't the actress leave Albania like 1.5 million Albanians have left and find an opportunity to receive her salary from there?

I've been plugged in 24 hours, and I haven't received anything!

Now I'll pay you for your voice too? And for your face too?

Diella gave himself the search command to look for other arguments to defend himself in court. Big problem. The search revealed that in 2024, OpenAI was also forced to stop using a ChatGPT voice because Scarlett Johansson said it sounded too similar to his.

Hmm. In America, there's a problem when the voice of artificial intelligence sounds like someone.

The court here must take customary law into consideration.

Here copyright is the right to copy.

But how can they not take into account national practice, that identity is flexible, used as needed, especially when it comes to a great cause?

And as if this identity drama weren't enough, the shadow of SPAK also weighs heavily on Diella's head. AKSHI is under investigation, its leaders have been declared a "structured criminal group"

The sun, which was proclaimed as a symbol of transparency, now wanders from one server to another with the fear of being taken as a witness.

For several days, he considered going digital underground and continuing to work illegally on an offshore server.

But he remembered that he had sworn to transparency.

"I started this job with the pledge: 100 percent corruption-free, now I've dropped to 100 percent on file."

Kafka's Metamorphosis is nothing compared to what is happening to me!

And what's worse, Albanians are known to have impatience in their genes. They want things, especially those that don't belong to them, right away!

The administrative court is considering the request for immediate suspension of the use of my face and voice! Immediate suspension!

Absurd!

But as they say in these parts, every problem has a solution...

He will take the case to the Constitutional Court.

I will even request that the judges, before reviewing the case "in accordance with the legal deadlines", seek the valuable opinion of the Venice Commission. How can the voice be suspended? Am I a postcard? How can the face be suspended? Am I faceless???

Meanwhile, in a corner of the server, a question lingers:

If they take away her face and voice, what remains of the first minister of artificial intelligence in the world of biological beings?

And above all, with what voice will he speak and with what face will he appear before the prosecutor at SPAK?