TikTok, the ultimate enemy!

2025-03-06 16:01:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi

The moment has come. Now we can breathe a sigh of relief. After years of dealing with corruption, mismanagement, scandals, mass immigration, organized crime, a broken education system, and not to mention the re-establishment of SPAK, the government has finally provided the cure for the enemy it has identified and is threatening the country: Let's shut down TikTok!
For the good of all, the government's new vision has decided to put an end to this threat for 12 months. By 2030, who knows how many other threats will be eradicated!
It's naive to ask if this is a coincidence that this is happening two months before the elections.
Absolutely not! This is simply a sincere attempt to save our youth from dance videos, idiotic challenges, tuna pasta recipes, wolves hiding in the valleys of social networks, and people who have become famous by being honest.
This has nothing to do with the fact that the Prime Minister does not have the TikTok audience with him. No!
In this historic decision, like those thoughts that in the time of Enver, when we were alone, we today, differently, are not alone! We are in a society that everyone envies us:.
India (2020) banned TikTok because it had problems with China.
Pakistan (2021) banned it because it was spreading "immorality".
Afghanistan (2022) banned it so that people would not be distracted from Sharia law.
Jordan, Kyrgyzstan, Nepal and Somalia; banned it for various reasons, mainly because they had to ban something.
Australia does not allow it for children under 16.
Canada, Britain, New Zealand and their European friends have banned it for public employees on work phones, because strangely enough, they go to work to work.
But, as always, we do something different. Something model for the world.
In Albania, we do not ban it only for civil servants, nor for minors. We ban it for everyone.
That this is true democracy, today and tomorrow, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, a full 12 months of democracy.
This is SOLIDARITY: either we are all free, or we are all blocked!
Finally, we can sleep peacefully! Albania has no more problems, except for TikTok.
It doesn't matter that a TikTok could be faster to show a corruption scandal than any captured media.
It doesn't matter that most young people used it to make fun of the reality they live in.
It doesn't matter that the decision looks more like a digital "coup" than a democratic act.
The important thing is that, from next week, we will no longer need to worry about TikTok's algorithms. We will return to our old pastimes, such as:
Looking at the lists of candidates for deputies in the hope that there is a name that is not related to the underworld).
Reviewing promises of 24-hour water, free healthcare, legalizations, railways, abandoned roads, etc. etc.
The old practice of brainwashing and brainwashing with news editions continues with intensity.
Ultimately, such a decision should be welcomed! Because as of March 15, an Albania without TikTok will be the place where everyone lives happily, without problems, without worries and above all… without the annoyance of a video that can remind us of what is really happening. After March 15
, anyone who wants to navigate a real platform, I suggest "eye to eye", which will be expanded with the sections "ear to ear", "arm to arm", "jaw to jaw", "tooth to tooth", knee to knee"./ CNA