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The mayor who will give a tomato to every tourist is revealed

2026-02-02 09:31:00, Satire CNA

The Mayor of Divjaka, Josif Gorrea, has broken every tourist and agricultural record in a single statement, every tourist will definitely get a tomato.

The mayor talks about 12 million tourists and 12 million tomatoes, emphasizing that the figures are staggering, so there is no tourist left without tomatoes!

For Gorrean, the numbers are terrifying, as he imagines that 12 million people will dine at Albanian cuisine and he will greet them with a tomato each.

These statements have left everyone present in the hall speechless, even the prime minister himself, who seems unable to believe what he is hearing.

The passion with which Gorrea talks about tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, strawberries and cabbages has excited all the farmers present at the meeting, who in fact have different demands than Gorrea's./ CNA





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