The self-replicating Flower Parrot brings back the program that failed in past campaigns

2024-06-01 12:45:00, Politikë CNA

The self-replicating Flower Parrot brings back the program that failed in past

Lul Basha is a parrot, he has at least 3 electoral campaigns that repeats itself.

Apparently, he has memorized the sentences and when it comes time to campaign in front of his supporters, who can be counted on the fingers of his hand, he says the same sentences.

He made the same promises as in the previous campaigns for the flat tax of 9%, profit tax of 9%, dividend of 9%.

Similarly, a promise to repeat on his part in the electoral campaigns of 2017 and 2021 is the cancellation of concessions and PPPs.

He said today that as soon as he comes to power, he will cancel all corrupt concessions and bring the corrupt to justice.

Likewise, he promised 100 million euros in subsidies for agriculture and livestock, a promise repeated by Basha in the 2021 campaign. He made the same promise today for increasing pensions.

So the excellent Luli, even though he knows very well that he failed with this program in the first campaigns, this time he comes out with almost the same one.

He is one of the only politicians who insists on campaigning with failed programs.

Here he also shows his ingenuity, which leaves you speechless.

But not only that, for the field of 2025, the excellent Luli, has come with only one change. He has chosen to make promises that are unfulfillable, as he speaks with high numbers.

He promises 20,000 euros for the third child of each couple and 2,000 euros for the first.

Luli's program:

FAMILY WELFARE FUND:
-2,000 for each baby. 20 thousand euros for the third child. 30,000 young Albanian couples receive full interest subsidy for home loans

2. HEALTHY MIND, HEALTHY BODY:
Lunch for students in all 9-year-old and secondary schools and all-day school, computer courses, foreign languages, classes art and sports classes until 4 p.m.

3. NEXTGEN:
1-year paid training/practice to get a job for 10,000 young people after high school (who do not continue to university) but also for newly graduated students, as a bridge link between the school and the labor market.
Four National Campuses where 25 thousand young people will be trained in priority areas of information technology and programming.

4. FLAT TAX 9%

5. FREE PROFESSIONS TAX 9%

6. PROPERTY REFORM!

It is resolved immediately without red tape. Immediate return of the property where it is free, compensation at market value where it is occupied. Issuance of bonds/bonds by the state, which are paid annually at 1/20 of the value. Registration of properties with the Uti Posidetis principle.

7. SUPPORT FOR FARMER FAMILIES

Each year, 100 million euros will be granted direct subsidies for agriculture and livestock.
50 million euros in infrastructure, for direct support Beneficiaries 150 thousand farmers.

8. INCREASE PENSIONS AND PERIODIC BONUS

9. STATUS OF THE PERSECUTED

With monetary value equal to ex-serviceman status.

10. ALBANIANS FOR ALBANIA:
5,000 boys and girls aged 18-22 who engage in 4 years of active service in the armed forces, along with training, get a profession or graduate at the expense of the state. They are paid as reservists until the age of 45.

11. The National Gendarmerie is created

12. STOLEN PROPERTY DETECTION AND RECOVERY UNIT: for all property stolen from the state/public

13. COURT OF AUDIT

14. The state undertakes to cancel any obligation of citizens in administrative issues in relation to state institutions

15. VISA-FREE TRAVEL TO AMERICA WITHIN THE MANDATE/CNA