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The camera that recorded the last SP elections is discovered

2025-03-02 16:19:00, Politikë CNA

The camera that recorded the last SP elections is discovered

By Lutfi Dervishi

A historical relic has been discovered today by Albania's political archaeologists! After deep excavations in the archives of internal democracy, a camera has been found that recorded the last elections in the Socialist Party. Experts believe that this is the only evidence that a voting process once existed within this political force.

The camera that recorded the last SP elections is discovered

The camera, a Nikon, but with a layer of rust that may be older than pluralism itself, is believed to have been used to capture on celluloid that rare moment when there was a real race in the SP. The exact date cannot be determined, as historians are debating whether the last elections were in the last century or simply an urban legend passed down orally, generation after generation.

Historical witnesses (who prefer to remain anonymous because they are waiting for their spring bonus) indicate that there once was a strange concept called "election" in this party, but it mysteriously disappeared, around the same time that the words "competition", "race", and accountability were declared archaic.

The camera that recorded the last SP elections is discovered

Sources close to the party say the camera was taken from a basement where old internal democracy protocols were also kept. “We kept it as a souvenir,” said an anonymous source. “There was a time when people thought they could vote for more than one candidate. A time of naivety!”

Meanwhile, Rilindja's cameramen have confirmed that the equipment is now museum-grade. "Today we have much more advanced technology," said a technician close to the government. "Today we don't need cameras that film elections, we have cameras that only broadcast the leader's successes in real time.

The camera that recorded the last SP elections is discovered

According to experts, the last chance to see open elections in the SP is comparable to the chance that this camera will turn on again, unlikely, but always an interesting story for future generations. This is the camera that took the photos, the last time the elections were held in the SP! /CNA

The camera that recorded the last SP elections is discovered





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