Lorenc Vangjeli invents the wheel/ "Masturbation" on orders from the cells of Durrës

2025-04-24 14:30:00, Politikë CNA

Lorenc Vangjeli invents the wheel/ "Masturbation" on orders from the

According to analyst Lorenc Vangjeli, the opposition will not receive more mandates than the names on the closed lists , he said on "A2" that "the Democratic Party will not be able to get its foot out of the closed list, so there will not be a 13th MP in Tirana, provided that there is no accident in these remaining weeks." In the end, Vangjeli warned of an accident .

The incident was also reported by journalist Alba Alishani, who asked what would be considered an accident in these remaining weeks?

Analyst Vangjeli, from the world of wonders and rumors, also turns into a predictor of accidents for diversion following orders and commands from Durrës prison, where he emphasizes that the accident is expected to occur in the PS.

"'Status quo' has this picture, unless some journalistic discovery happens that would deserve a Pulitzer in this small village of ours. Something simpler in form. I don't include SPAK, maybe an interview given unintentionally."

After an interview given unintentionally, the journalist wants to know more about the stupid things that Vangjeli often says to her in order to become even more interesting in front of Alishan, who perhaps compares her to Elisa Spiropali's increased intelligence and wisdom after the evangelist's advice.

Alishan asks if the interview he gave unintentionally would reflect the outcome of the capital?

Lorenc Vangjeli continues to delve into the nonsense of the rumors : " It would have a shocking effect if the rumors that say such a thing were true."

So, let's move on to whether the rumors are true. Vangjeli makes rumors and gossip in the studio, shocking the journalist out of curiosity.

" Is there an unintentional interview? ", the journalist further emphasizes.

Even though he called it "if they are true," Vangjeli now emphasizes that it is certain, answering with two "Yes, Yes."

He further emphasizes that "We pose if we drink coffee, our vocabulary is conversational, it can be more confidential. It is confidential, when the cameras are on we become more artificial, we choose words and so on. Add here also specific conditions ."

The plots take on even more weight, the script is constructed even more beautifully to become as believable as possible.

The journalist continues to insist on details, as if Skanderbeg's media and political advisor had not told Alishan the details of his rumor. She normally continues the game and asks: " Can this 'off the records' be published unintentionally?"

Lorenc Vangjeli, who seems to know what the interview is, adds : " In all circumstances, it would be valid until May 11. On May 12, it would not have the point of curiosity. It would only quench the curiosity of people who want to look through the keyhole to see what their neighbor is doing, especially when the door is heavy and made of iron . "

Fantasy knows no bounds from wiretapping, which if true, turns from a major scandal into a neighbor's keyhole. Fantasy knows no bounds, it even goes beyond the order from the Durrës prison cell for 2 million euros for SPAK prosecutors.

Further clarification of the fantasy is put to rest after the journalist's question: " If the material is published, will the SP maintain the 'status quo'?"

Lorenci, again from the world of wonders, emphasizes that it would be neither meat nor fish : " It may have an impact, there may be one or two fewer MPs. From his office (Rama) in Tirana he said the number 77 and as he promised when he goes to sign Kuçi's memorandum, I believe he will go to the number 79. Rama believes that he can calculate with the numbers ," concludes Vangjeli.

So, all his fantasies and nonsense end with Rama's heroic victory.

Now all of Vangjeli's mental instability in the presence of the journalist has an essence. An order coming from Durrës prison , and these days we will see hundreds of scenarios, intrigues, rumors that we saw in Erion Veliaj's wiretaps. In prison, he does not stop using Merot, Karlot and Vangjelërat & Co. Their victims can also fall on journalists with integrity like Alba, who is simply a mediocre actress in the script of Veliaj's film where Lorenc Vangjeli speaks.

The whole point is whether and if there is another wiretap of Veliaj in Durrës prison, i.e. in a cell, drunk, etc., etc.

There are 3 ways that this wiretapping could happen. It could be carried out by SPAK, but in that case it would be taken as evidence and permission would be obtained from the court, these have not happened, the "SPAK" version falls apart.

The only way is to do it Ulsiu, that is, the prison administration or crime, or both. These allude to the unbridled fantasies of Lenci and Co.

In the end, whether it exists or not, it's all blackmail and direct pressure on Edi Rama to intervene in the High Court to get Erion Veliaj released from prison. He's in prison and is unleashing Vangjeli's fantasy and not outside where his associates were caught tampering with evidence.

Simply Vangjeli with a rumor turned into a movie - "Hollywood" is blackmailing Rama, using Alishan to market the scripts cooked up in the cells of Durres.

Nothing to not understand, Lorenci continues the role of Veliaj's servant, although he will have upset Mamica for his appearance on the screen of journalist Alishani, we hope he is not jealous until she stops talking about such hot scenarios that, in the erotic language of Vangjeli, surpass "masturbation" with photos of erotic letters. / CNA