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Which Edison should we believe, the first one or the second one?

2025-04-29 08:05:00, Politikë CNA

Which Edison should we believe, the first one or the second one?

Edison Ypi has crossed the rainbow. From being a supporter of the Doctor, he has gone in the opposite direction.

Until recently, he was praising the Doctor.

Here's what Edison Ypi wrote a while ago.

When the Doctor comes, along with himself who works as a hydroelectric plant, he also puts the Albanian to work. But the Albanian doesn't really enjoy his work. If you tell the Albanian to come to the cafe, he comes, if you tell him to come and do some work, he leaves. So the Albanian leaves and comes. The Doctor neither leaves nor comes. The Doctor is here and will be here.

The Albanian loves the Doctor. But when the Doctor comes and puts him to work, he gets himself and the Doctor into all sorts of trouble. These troubles increase and become so much that after a while the Doctor doesn't just leave, he simply steps aside temporarily.

Immediately after the Doctor is removed, the Albanian misses the Doctor. When the Albanian misses the Doctor, the removed Doctor comes to the center. What has already happened. The Albanian misses the Doctor and the Doctor has come.

Partially for now.

The Doctor will be here in a little while...

When the cup is poured out.

When the officers' sons who have flooded the administration will introduce the Albanian state into every nook and cranny, into every home, into every business, without any hope that with those who voted by mistake, this horror can be stopped.

When Albanians have had enough of the raki of lies about free healthcare and legalization with money falling from the sky

When they start to pout looking at their empty pockets

When faced with this power, the power of the Doctor, who they called "the regime," will seem like a joke.

When they realize that the power of the whore's clichés will not be able to build, not 10 thousand kilometers, but not even 10 kilometers, not even 10 meters, in fact not even 10 centimeters of new roads.

When opening a new tunnel will be harder work than traveling to Saturn.

When office bureaucrats will multiply like rabbits.

When prices will rise like Divjaka Gjadri's drug runners.

When tens of thousands of Albanians who have built villas will put their hands on their heads and ask in horror how it is possible that during the Doctor's time they built a multi-million dollar villa while now they can't even buy a fence.

When some self-proclaimed "rightists" who were making a fuss about the Doctor in cafes will ask each other with teary eyes how it happened that no door of the administration will be opened to them anymore. When the persecuted who supported the strike and the shameful and horrifying self-sacrifice of

their fellow sufferers, they will find that for this administration they simply do not exist.

When will the naive who believed the lies of propaganda realize that everything good that has been done in Albania in these years has only to do with the will and determination of the Doctor and nothing else?

The Doctor's arrival from temporary isolation is happening because the Doctor comes to where no opposition, no lie, no vote can uproot him; in the soul of the Albanian.

That's why the worms are scared.

That's why the faces of the scoundrels who slandered the family are being blackened.

That's why the villains and extortionist thieves are scattering across the television stands.

The Doctor has come because the Longing for the Doctor is like the Longing for Lasgush. A longing that leaves from the west. A longing that increases every time the Doctor is away.

 

BUT today everything has changed. Edison Ypi no longer has any desire for the Doctor, now he calls him a thief. He even calls him so super powerful that he could buy America to get rid of his wife.

Now he says that the Doctor, who was once needed by Albanians who yearned for him, today doesn't even need the devil.

Here's what Edison Ypi is writing now

Doctor thief

Doctor Thief, alias Sali Kulla, has recently discovered that America is not what the whore said: an international gendarme, a warmonger, a bloodsucker of peoples, a leech that does not drink the blood of innocent heroic proletarians, but a fool, a gullible, a scoundrel, a coward and a fool who has no friend.

Upon catching this logical thread, the Doctor Thief said to himself: America was discovered by Columbus, baptized by Vespucci, united by Washington, poeticized by Edgar Allan Poe, ridiculed by Mark Twain, enriched by Henry Ford, and enlightened by Thomas Edison. In these conditions, when one discovers it, another mocks it, and a third enlightens it, I, the champion of Pluralism, I, Gjergj Elez Alia of the transition, I, Doctor Thief, why shouldn't I do for America what no one else can do for it, buy it?

And he got to work like an ox to a horse.

For the Doctor Thief, it doesn't matter that those who discovered America, baptized it, united it, poeticized it, ridiculed it, enriched it, enlightened it, did everything with passion, honesty, and selflessness. The Doctor Thief cannot distinguish between stolen money and these qualities. For the Doctor Thief, all that matters is that the Non Grata is removed.

The thief doctor seized the opportune moment. He threw 6 million stolen dollars at America like cowboys throw a rope around a horse's neck. After the rope and the noose, America has nowhere to go. In this case, the thief doctor, along with America, also takes the Trumpian world: Canada, Greenland, Panama, the Gulf of Mexico.

Step by step, as the lawyer with the slave name says, in order to buy all of America, Doctor Thief has decided to buy America, first, the pillar upon which America rests, the one without which America collapses - respect.

Buying respect in advance, as it happens, is not very graceful for a mountaineer. At least that's what the blind lute players say. But where does the Doctor the thief who has been losing and only losing for 12 years fart for respect and lute players.

America, which cannot be bought with any kind of money, any kind of cunning, China and Russia together in the name of Lenin and Karl Marx, is being bought with stolen dollars, Doctor Thief.

The Democrats, Doctor Thief, want him around here, around here, to get things done, to solve their problems.

The thief doctor fled thousands of kilometers away to solve his problems in a mafia-like manner with millions of stolen dollars that he extorted from Albanians around here.

Chaos reaches its peak. Matter goes crazy. The hands of the clock are spinning. Ndroqi moves away. Mallakastra approaches. Mirdita sinks. Lezha evaporates. Skraparin is swallowed by the earth.

By moving stolen money from impoverished Albania to poor America, Doctor Thief has overturned the table, degenerating the normal path of money from rich America to poor Albania.

To take Non Grata away from himself, stolen money is better than clean money. Doctor thief has no clue, Doctor thief could have bought Serbia because he is obsessed with him, but also Italian, Greek, Turk. The problem is that Doctor thief was not declared Non Grata by Serbia, nor Greece, nor Turkey, but America.

Doctor Thief is buying America's respect for him with stolen money. Mind how Doctor Thief is selling and buying Albania, like the meat of a goat at the Milot bazaar.

It costs about 50 dollars to buy the vote of a wretch in Albania.

To buy America's "vote" to take away the thief Doctor Non Grata cost 6 million dollars.

With 6 million dollars, Doctor Thief could buy 120 thousand voters for 50 dollars. With all those dollars, he diverts the water from God's mill wheel to the Devil's mill wheel, overturning the voting results. Doctor Thief, who only wants to remove Non Grata, does not even think about such calculations to win the election.

Doctor Thief has turned Albanian politics into a marketplace for living things, the electoral campaign into a stall where pork is sold, the Democratic Party into a barracks of mercenaries with scythes on their belts, Albania into a brothel where sex is only done with stolen money.

Not much more. Until, after the tricks and scams to buy America with stolen money and swindling games, the political swindler Doctor, the thief that even the Devil doesn't need, will throw the Albanian vote where it belongs, in the trash can.

Now the question arises, which Edison should we believe, the first or the second?





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