LEKU, the phenomenon of the year

2023-12-29 19:33:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi

Journalist Lutfi Dervishi

While newspapers, televisions, portals, organizations and individuals announce the man of the year, almost everyone has neglected what makes the water jump up...LEK.

The lek that during 2023 crushed the euro, embarrassed the dollar, humiliated the pound and destroyed the Swiss franc. In a word, he did it for a lek!

As the globe plunged into the rubble of geopolitical earthquakes and financial storms, only LEK emerged victorious from the chaos of 2023

Despite the fact that the world became more unpredictable and more and more resembled evening television shows, the Albanian LEK continued its rise undisturbed.

Albania, Europe of the Balkans, once again showed the West and the rest of the globe the model of how to recover the global economy plagued by wars, conflicts, "democratic" elections and global chaos. The rising star is LEKU!

The G7 Finance Ministers have finally accepted what the financial markets had been warning for a long time: the global economy will only find stability in the LEKU. Forget the dollar, the euro, the British pound or the Swiss franc, it's time for the jewel of the Mediterranean - the Lek.

"No one should be worried about the fall of the Euro or the fluctuations of the dollar; we are all witnesses to the continuous growth of the Albanian Lek. This is a fact" - said the Minister of Finance of Germany. "The choice is no longer in our hands. The choice was made by the markets "- said the US Finance Minister. " It no longer makes sense to say Leku or Euro. It's the same as asking if you want a good French wine or a Bulgarian apple cider vinegar" - said the French Minister of Finance jokingly.

Experts agree that it is time to turn our backs on the global dollar currency and wait with open arms - the LEK.

"Who hesitates, forgets that he lives in the 21st century " - said the Minister of Finance of Canada.

" 70 years ago we accepted that the pound was no longer a global currency, today we must be practical, face the reality and not close our eyes, it is the time of the lek " - said the Finance Minister of Great Britain.

The heads of finance of the most industrialized countries of the world have unanimously decided that the headquarters of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) will be moved from Washington to the metropolis of Durrës. Forget the official capital of America, it's time for the financial epicenter of the world to be located in the city known for the beach, history and the "Dubai of the Adriatic" project. Even the World Bank will move its headquarters to Marina Bay in Vlora. Tirana was the first candidate for the headquarters of the IMF, but the relocation to Durrës came only because of heavy traffic from the 10 million tourists who visited the Albanian capital.

The reason for the relocation of the WB and IMF is to restore peace to the global financial markets. Nothing soothes investors more than the lapping of the waves on the shores of the Adriatic and Ionian.

The fate of the global economy is now in the hands of the Lek.

To the criticism that these movements fetishize money and that money is not everything and that money does not bring you happiness, the Minister of Finance of Italy responded:

"True. Money doesn't bring you happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari."