Kiko demands salary increase for satellites

2023-07-05 16:26:00, Opinione Lutfi Dervishi

The government's excitement about the six-month results of the Albania 1 and Albania 2 satellites, could not help but be reflected on the portrait of Kiko, our beloved monkey, who supported this project since when many considered the project as "flying with... bananas" .

The first thought that came to Kiko's mind was a salary increase, as both satellites deserve to have their salary doubled. (Why not triple it, but when the oil river comes out in Shpirag).

"But why, what is 12 million euros when you see these results that take your breath away?! Even more so today when the lek has laid the euro on the ground?!", thought our monkey as he put aside the sun-baked banana and immediately rushed to post some thoughts on his personal blog "Haberet e Kiko".

The results of the first phase are really encouraging, even though they worked in very difficult weather conditions, natural, but also political with stale irony that floods the boulevards of Tirana like acid rain.

In conditions where the rain has clouded the views, it took the generous help of 8 other satellites to see beyond.

Only thanks to them, we were able to discover the important fact that the floods in both the north and south of the country came from water. Plenty of speculation, plenty of accusations, plenty of debates! The truth speaks not in 2, but in 8 satellites.

Also, thanks to the satellites, it has been confirmed that the flames that consumed Sazan years in this period came because of the fire. He who has eyes to see, ears to hear and a mind to understand deals not with smoke but with flame.

Although another useful conclusion was the conclusion that the water in the sea is salty, while in the rivers and lakes it is sweet, this was not calculated in the balance because a final test will be done through a special Iranian screwdriver, which does not measure only electricity, but also water.

Likewise, where the satellite images show green color, it is a matter of green surfaces. This data can better orient agricultural policies and encourage farmers to invest in livestock and strategic investors in tourism.

Today, thanks to this technology, we can identify from above which watermelon is the red heart. Even seedless pumpkins and pumpkins that grow and take over the fence can be easily detected.

Critics, skeptics and cynics who have never missed this country will say that the satellites are very tired after discovering grass, but grass is both milk and meat!

But this applies only to those who understand.

The presence of the eye of the satellites will make sure that no one dares to build without a permit in "Skenderbej" square, taking advantage of the idea that the eye of the institutions cannot see.

Among other things, thanks to their work from above, 20 km of the big ring of Tirana will be completed, where companies now have nowhere to play. They will work as it is written on Facebook... "Non-rest".

Furthermore, the satellites are disappearing from the police communique the legendary sentence: "the perpetrators left in an unknown direction". They are finding everything, except street vendors, who are the specialty of the municipal police who are trained with the high-level "Food Science" programs.

Don't forget that the quality of the oil will be distinguished by the smoke coming out of the marmite of the car and not like now that the oil is being distinguished by the gradation meter of brandy.

At the end of the blog, Kiko also left a reflective note, which he placed in a separate window.

"O impatient Albanians! If you will wait a few more years, you will see that the future of the rule of law is not on the ground, but in the air. This place is regulated only from above. Down there, they've been squabbling like toads in a stagnant pond for 100 years.

Forget TV's Big Brother because the real Big Brother is the one above.

For all this, my friends, I suggest that the satellites should get a raise, as they too can flee to Germany like anything else good in this country."

Kiko closed the blog and then thought a hop before the banana tanned even more by the sun.

From now on, thanks to the satellite, we will learn why this phenomenon also happens.