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"Constipated" MPs or those with linguistic and intellectual diarrhea

2026-05-13 09:44:00, Opinione Ardi Stefa

The Albanian Parliament has a very low intellectual level of those who are paid to think, decided on behalf of a nation.

With few exceptions, MPs today are divided into two categories.

In those who suffer (although it may seem like a harsh word) from intellectual and linguistic constipation and in those who suffer from the diarrhea of ??thought without thought.

The first category is the "cap" deputies.

People who climb the podium like unprepared students in front of the blackboard.

Words get stuck in their throats, ideas cannot be formed, sentences break in the middle like a worn-out bridge, and they find their first salvation in Artificial Intelligence.

He writes their speech, "polishes" their grammar, and even gives them a quote from a political scientist they've never read.

But the problem is that AI can write your text, not your brain.

It can give you sentences, but not thoughts.

And this is evident as soon as the MP opens his mouth without the "copy-paste" in front of his eyes.

It's that moment when technology surrenders in the face of human idiocy.

Then comes the next category: MPs with verbal diarrhea.

They talk non-stop, without ideas, without filter, without logic.

A river of words flowing without a single point of meaning.

A stream of insults towards each other that not only insults our intelligence, but also demoralizes us.

You hear their words in the Assembly sessions and you get the impression that you are watching someone mixing the 100 words they know in a washing machine: "renaissance", "democracy", "traitor", "victory", "mobile opposition", "historical", "enemy", "people", "vision", "war", "mission", "narcotics", "narco-dictatorship", "sold out", "integration and obstruction", "lubi", "owl and swamp".

This category does not think.

It repeats, recycles, and is a biological loudspeaker of the presidents' words.

Their every sentence is an echo of the words of the mayor who spouts thousands of words without rest.

Even when they try to improvise, they are exposed because foreign opinion is poorly layered over personal ignorance.

In the end, one side doesn't speak because it has nothing to say.

The other one doesn't stop talking precisely to hide the fact that she has nothing to say.

And these are the people who draft laws, impose taxes, talk about the economy, education, diplomacy, European integration, and the fate of millions of Albanians.

But in Albania, a deputy is not elected based on opinion.

It is resolved for conviction.

The less personality they have, the safer it becomes for the mayor who invests in them.

Because free thought or otherwise in Albanian parties is a defect, not a value.

That's why today's Parliament does not resemble a debate academy, but a political gastroenterology ward: half suffer from constipation of thought, half from diarrhea of ??words and unlimited swearing.

Ultimately, do we deserve "constipated" MPs and those with intellectual diarrhea?

Or have we given up and become accustomed to these diseases?/ CNA