SPAK, in search of the lost diploma!

2025-02-06 15:39:00, Politikë CNA

Opinion by Lutfi Dervishi

In a development that would make even Hollywood screenwriters jealous, SPAK has launched an epochal investigation into one of the greatest mysteries of Albanian history: does Belind Këlliçi's high school diploma exist and, if so, where is it?

This in-depth investigation, more intriguing than the Da Vinci Code and more complicated than the Sigurimi files, led to the sub-principal of the Harry Fultz school being summoned to the special prosecutor's office.

This "diploma", apparently, is more sacred than the Constitution and more difficult to find than the treasure of Ali Pasha Tepelena or that of the owners of the incinerators.

This is not about attempted intellectual crime, but about the consummated crime of a young intellectual.

Unidentified sources within SPAK indicate that agents of the National Bureau of Investigation have seized all school records, absence lists, elementary school workbooks and, according to the same sources, a classmate's diary that kept notes on who was cheating on the exam has also been secured. The operation codenamed "The Unmature Graduate" is just the beginning of an epic saga.

Some confidential sources within the prosecution institution say that a forensic analysis of the ink used on Këlliç's diploma has been ordered, to discover whether it was written in the relevant year, or if it is a common forgery with "Photoshop." For security reasons, the analysis will be carried out in a laboratory in a partner country!

SPAK, in search of the lost diploma!

In parallel, a group of well-prepared experts is scrutinizing the school principal's signature.

The fact that Këlliçi graduated from university in the US makes the investigation even more complex, but the good news is that the investigation is at an advanced stage and is currently proceeding with the summoning of witnesses.

The school's deputy principal, summoned to SPAK to unravel this mystery, was seen today entering the prosecutor's office building with a file in her hand and a look charged with historical responsibility.

For now there are only questions:

What really happened in "Harry Fultz"?

Is the diploma a myth invented to fool the greedy, or the real test for SPAK?

Can a person be called educated if they don't have a piece of paper proving it?

More important questions than these have not been asked since Plato raised the dilemma of the cave.

Despite the heated debate, one thing is clear to everyone: without shedding light on this mystery, the foundations of the republic are no longer secure.

The EU has warned that if this dossier is not completed, no new group of chapters will be opened and work on chapters 23-24 related to the judiciary and the rule of law will be suspended.

SPAK has opened a special emergency number: 0800-999 and citizens are invited to provide any information about Belind Këlliç who claims to have a master's degree from Harvard.

Meanwhile, the public waits with bated breath: and three questions hang over its neck like the sword of Damocles:

Will the diploma be found?

Will the deputy director confess the big secret?

What will the new episode of the season have: "intellectual crimes".

The answers are not easy, but one thing is certain: in Albania, no one needs to subscribe to Netflix anymore. Just watch the news.

Ultimately, justice delays, but it never forgets… especially when it comes to a high school diploma that endangers not only the present, but also the Euro-Atlantic future of the nation! /CNA