Here and there.../Shell separates the Netherlands from Berat!

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From the news coming from the Netherlands, we learn that our astrologer and global leader has said that good news is coming... 

Immediately after this news received what the vaki had done in this country and the world here from the farms of Albania was eagerly waiting to learn from the prime minister what good thing would appear for the poor people, here it appeared at the end of the day, one of the canaries of his yard, the minister of world affairs herself, who declares for the millet that she was waiting with open mouth to hear it from the mouth of KM herself: "An important oil and gas artery has been discovered, this is the final stage! ".

Kaq tha dhe iku...

Por ky lajm i papritur duket se e gjeti të papërgatitur këtë popull nën rrumpallën e tij nga kjo mrekulli e shtatë shqiptare e Arit të zi, që tani fati duket se po u buzëqesh, se ja ku erdhi më në fund dita që ata mund të hanë me lugë floriri. 

Menjëherë pas publikimit të këtij haberi të madh qeveritar duket se gjysma e Myzeqesë filluan të mallkonin veten që nuk kishin lindur në Berat, por në aksin Patos-Fier që në vend të Arit të zi ishin ngopur me fara të zeza.

Por disa të tjerë duket se nuk e fshihnin dot mosbesimin e tyre pasi kushin frikë se dhe ky burim ku mund të dilte jo vetëm Ar i zi, por dhe Shell, mund të avullonte drej Hollandës pa pritur ndonje konçension 3P që mund t'i rrëmbehej me dinakëri qeverisë nga vetë ministrat hileqarë të saj...

Ndaj populli i Shpiragut pasi u njoh me këtë zbulim mori vendim, ashtu fshatçe: 

1- To create a voluntary unit which will protect the village not only from the brooms but also from the PPP thieves.

2- Make a list of Non grata names, prohibiting them from entering so that some of the government's kleptomaniac ministers who have a bad reputation are not accepted at all either in Shpirag or Berat.

3- The income obtained from the wholesale and retail sale of oil and its by-products should be distributed and invested for the development of the community, while the rest should create a currency reserve and be deposited in the tunnels of Skrapar.

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