Where is the thief Henri Çili hiding?

2026-01-12 12:36:00, Opinione Edison Ypi

Where is the thief Henri Çili hiding? Why is he locked inside like Oso Kuka, the poor thing? Why has he fallen into poverty? How is the poor thing faring? Where did the giant who was screaming in the newspapers, whistling on the screens, and roaring in the stands go?

Katunari Karipllari, a close friend of thief Henri Çili, says that thief Henri Çili is facing five charges of theft and corruption by SPAK.

Others say that, after selling everything he stole and depositing the stolen money in tax havens, he is waiting in cold blood from the hole he has been hiding in to see what will happen.

Others insist that because of his reputation for outstanding managerial skills, Trump will abduct him by helicopter to govern Greenland.
There are those who whisper that the thief Henry Chile will be taken by Putin to bring Ukraine back on track.

Just as there are those who believe that the thief Henri Çili will be the main international negotiator for Cuba, Iran, Taiwan, the unification of the two Koreas.
There is also talk of a simpler variant. Like the villa in Rollinghill worth over 1 million Euros that he bought with the money he earned from the sweat of his ass, the thief Henri Çili has his debtors surrounded with couples in their hands, ready to hit the thief Henri Çili with pig pellets as soon as he leaves the villa.
But what the scoundrel Karipllari says seems more credible; The thief Henri Çili is hiding for fear of prison.

The thief Henri Çili is wrong to hide out of fear of SPAK.

A liberal-democrat like the thief Henri Çili should have been enthused, intoxicated, and amazed by the mere existence of SPAK. Even more so when he suffered it himself, as an ideal opportunity to set a personal example.

This cowardly behavior does not suit a fighter for Freedom like the thief Henri Çili. The thief Henri Çili should go with his own proud feet to SPAK. He should show the prosecutors every single thing, the scams he has made, the money he has stolen, the connections to corruption, and all the other evils. If he does not do this, the thief Henri Çili himself is clear that he has been lecturing for years in vain like a rooster on a dunghill in the stands and on the stands.

To solve the current mess as it deserves, the thief Henri Çili can take an example from Sopi. The character of O. Henri, the namesake of the thief Ç. Henri, the poor homeless gentleman Sopi, who, in order not to spend the winter sleeping outside covered with cardboard, but in prison where it is warm, did some mischief. He stole some things. He broke a window. He did not pay the restaurant And they imprisoned him. They sentenced him to three months. Not when Sopi, the protagonist of O. Henri, wanted, nor our hero the thief Ç. Henri, by breaking the Law. But by praying in church.

Thief Henri Çili was driven by the endless desire to get rich by stealing. He couldn't get enough of hard cash, villas in Rollinghills, tourist resorts on the coast, holiday camps in Razëm, and so on.

An easy way for the thief Henri Çili to get out of the whirlpool of thievery where his endless appetite for stealing has plunged him is for the Francophile thief Henri Çili to be exchanged with his like-minded, the French thief, Nicolas Sarkozy. They should go to prison; Thief Henri Çili in France. Corruptionist Nicolas Sarkozy in Albania. That's what Rama and Macron enable each other to do. After the sentence, each should return to his own country. Where they can recount their respective experiences around the fireplace during winter nights. Sarkozy - Carla Bruni. Henri Çili - Karipllari.

There is no end to the evil that the thief Henri Çili has done to the Arbër land.
Some time after he came from Labinot, he filled the newspapers with articles so problematic that they had him beaten. He escaped peacefully from the mercy of the scoundrels who said; It is not good to lay hands on a carcass.

For years he was a psychotherapist. He drowned girls and boys with advice to get out of depressing sentimental turbulences, telling them; You are incurable. Don't masturbate. Change your lover. And so on and so forth. Until he went to Paris. Where he studied. And he did well. He warmed our hearts. We could hardly wait for him to come and give a boost to Freedom, Democracy, initiative, debate, and controversy. But the thief Henri Çili, upon returning from Paris, went into business. He opened a university. He combined pedagogy with thievery. And he tarred both: He put a pickaxe on education, and stole so much that now he is locked up for fear of SPAK.

I preached politeness, courtesy, respect, will, patience, sacrifice to the thief Henri Çili. The thief Henri Çili listened to this advice. Not to implement it. On the contrary. While, on the one hand, to learn how to get rich, he carefully followed the enriching maneuvers of Fevzo & Co, on the other hand, to protect himself from greed, he listened to me and thanked me. Go and don't kill yourself, if you want.
Among the many tasks, SPAK must find where the thief Henri Çili is hiding and put the bars on him.

Straight to Reps. Where in the quiet of prison I will write the 700-page autobiographical book "The Metamorphosis of Katunari" that will be published by the publishing house "Gjuha t'u thafte".
The thief Henri Çili deserves to spend the next 30 years locked in steel and cement. Grain by grain. Like the Count of Monte Cristo. Without Mercedes. Without Abat Faria. Without treasure on the island.