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Shpiragu, choked with oil like the Persian Gulf

2023-08-25 16:01:00, Aktualitet CNA

From the news coming from the government building, we singled out one of the most enthusiastic news of all time. In Shpirag of Berat, a large quantity of oil rivers has been discovered 6 km deep in the mother earth, which competes with water sources and has no comparison, nor do they mix with each other at all.

The prime minister himself gave the news. In order to be reliable, he himself went to Shell Oil all the way to Shpirag.

The very fact that in Shpirag of Berat it will be possible to produce about 4 million euros of profits per day that normally will easily enter the insatiable Albanian market, from the smuggling that floats, in favor of the Albanians, the great scandal has begun. This has caused Shpiragu to be quoted on the Shanghai Stock Exchange. This seems to have increased the rivalry between them, which is not known how far it will continue.

On the other hand, in Berat it seems that their great love for the Socialist Party is being forgotten, who once made a promise that they would accept to eat grass and only the leaders of their party would not be divided. While today the day has come for them not to eat grass, but to eat with golden spoons. What evolution?

But despite the discovery of this mine of black gold, it seems that a large army of people who do not believe at all from these stories of the summer, who run away with August from tomorrow's extraction of oil with a concession in Shpirag, have been added against, with their right pretext that as much as they have benefited so far from the concessions of oil, chrome, copper and other national assets, which have been stolen every day since 31.03.1991, they will benefit as much tomorrow.

Now that it seems that the wheel of history brought the fate that all the Berat castle and the surrounding municipalities, which can soon be spread throughout Albania, will eat with a golden spoon from next year. This will inevitably lead to the addition of gold shops in Albania, so that Albanians no longer have to stumble their way through shopping centers looking for gold kitchen equipment sets.

From now on, it seems that a big party has broken out in the most famous building of the "Martyrs of the Nation" boulevard, who, apart from the well-known entourage of ministerial enthusiasm, are each dreaming in their own way to wake up as soon as possible as sheikhs to be proud of. before their neighbors as the new Arabs of Europe...

The only one I can trust regarding this "show" that is being sold as a great discovery is the oil engineer, my friend Sazan Guri, but he seems not to have been impressed at all by this great prime ministerial scandal. He even fears the greed of the greedy towards the small, pointing the finger at the feudal lords who govern this farm and their greed.

Hell this was shortly after the departure of Soros, who is said to be closing most of his foundations across Europe, where he reportedly poured over $1.5 billion annually, and his people are lamenting the fact that they will be out of a job, so this revelation in a way it can serve as the second food for them.

In the end, Mr. Edi Rama's friendship with Alex Soros for difficult days should be worth it. It is said that he sleeps in both the prime minister's office and that of the governor. I don't know if Lali Eri himself has any project from the Municipality of Tirana or does he respect the territorial jurisdiction?

Otherwise, don't be surprised one day when we have Shanghai with all its splendor in Berat, even much more beautiful than Tirana...