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-Sad and funny stories about my mom?!-
My mother died aged 93.
Fate saw him with the eyes of a stepmother.
It was an orphan. Her father married her when she was 15.
13 children were born.
Mortja took 7 children.
War time. Two boys. 10th man. The other 8th. They found a bomb.
They wanted to open it. They did zilka. It exploded. They were both killed...
At that time we lived in Mbrezhan-Përmet.
In 1968 the father died...
When he turned 85, a 48-year-old daughter died. The light…
He tells me one day:
- Has God condemned me to live to see all the children dead?! Ruana God!
A year after mom's death, our sister passed away.
Leonora.
Tragedy after tragedy, would the mother live?!
These are memories, neither to be told nor to be written.
Por unë e kujtoj mamanë shpesh.
Për humorin.
Për batutat.
Tragjikja dhe komikja ecin bashkë.
Shpesh ja tregoj Ezmerkës.
I kujtoja me Polikronin.
Me Lirinë-motrën. Me Simonin-vëllanë.
Por mendoja se janë kujtime për tu treguar e jo për tu shkruar.
Një natë pashë filmin amerikan: “Gjeniu”.
Dy personazhe. Djali dhe psikologu.
Djali gjeni.
I prapë. Arrogant. Vakabond.
Për të shpëtuar një gjeni, në skenë futet psikologu.
E fton një ditë në shtëpi. Në mur, mes pikturave, varuar një portret…
Tha djali:
-Kush është?...
-Gruaja…
-E ke dashur?...
-Shumë. Tha psikologu. U martuam me dashuri. U sëmur. Me kancer.
I shërbeva tetë vjet.
Më vdiq ndër duar…
-Përse e kujton? Pyeti djali…
Tha psikologu: Gruaja ime p*rthte natën.
Një natë p*rdhi aqë fort, sa zgjoi qenin.
Një mëngjes, p*rdhi dhe hapi sytë.
-Kush e bëri? Më pyeti.
-Unë i thashë. Për të mos e vënë në sëkëlldi…
Si mund të lidhet një film amerikan me kujtimin e mamasë sime? Ja që lidhen…
1.Kur isha djalë, mamaja më thoshte:
-Shko në banjë. Bëj ujët e hollë. Pastaj vish pantallonat…
Ka rrezik ti bësh me harta…
Qeshja. Isha I ri… E kisha kandarin nën kontroll.
Rrodhën vitet. Sot sa herë që shkoj në banjë kujtoj mamanë.
Normale. Më janë “lodhur” hallatet nga pleqëria… duhen mbrojtur pantallonat nga spërkatja, de !
2. Për disa vjet jetuam nën një çati.
Dy çifte e gjysëm. Unë me Ezmerkën.
Vëllai i vogël me nusen.
Mamaja-beqare.
Shtëpi e vogël. Më e vogël banja.
Një ditë ditë u fut mamaja në banjë.
Tek dera priste radhën nusja.
Doli vjehrra.
U fut dhe doli nusja si rrufe:
-Çfarë ere?
-E po, unë nuk bëra pilaf?!…
Sa herë që shkëmbehemi tek dera e banjës me Ezmerkën, hunda më kujtojnë mamanë…
3. Pasi vajta, 34 vjeç gjeta Ezmerkën.
E mora në shtëpi.
Mamaja e shihte me sy.
He touched it with his hands.
When he left, I asked:
- How did the bride look to you?
- Like light! But her chest is small!...
Are you bored? No worries. If you caress, they grow. Do they become like two pangures with milk?
When I have the chance to walk among the "hills" of Ezmerka, I laugh at myself...
not to wake Ezmerka, de!
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