Kiko shpjegon Shqipërinë

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Kiko Majmuni (K.M) vendosi që pushimet e vjeshtës t’i bënte në vendlindje, por Shqipëria, atdheu i dytë, nuk ju nda për asnjë moment. Policia kolumbiane e mori në pyetje jo se kishin ndonjë informacion, por thjesht kuriozitet për vendin.

-Ku bie Shqipëria?

-Në Europë.

-Ku saktësisht në Europë?

-Në lindje të Italisë dhe në Veri të Greqisë.

-Duhet të jetë vend shumë i mirë. Ka det?

-Jo, një por dy dete, ka edhe liqene, ka edhe lumenj. Uji që rrjedh në to është flori.

-Flori?

-Flori e shkuar floririt është ujë i rrëmbyeshëm prodhon energji dhe tani që është lufta në Ukrainë, Shqipëria prodhon energji vetëm nga uji.

-Ka male në atë vend?

-Male dhe fusha. Kodra dhe lugina.

- Is there anything underground?

- Full of minerals, coal, nickel, oil, gas, copper, gold...

Even gold?

- There is everything.

- Do they have a problem with aging?

-No. They are the second youngest population in Europe.

- Do you have neighbors?

- Albanians.

-How is the weather there?

-300 days of sun. The miracle. Four seasons.

- Is wheat grown in Albania?

- Everything is done, wheat, corn, rye, barley, cotton...

- Are the fruits made there?

- As much fruit as you want - grapes, apples, plums, even exotic fruits...

- What about bananas?

- There are no bananas, but there are plenty of monkeys.

-And we who thought he lives alone in Albania.

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