Formation of the Bektashi State

2024-09-21 21:05:00, Opinione Andi Bejtja

The work for the creation of the Bektashi State on the outskirts of Tirana has started at a dizzying speed. And it started right from the selection of the Bektashi national team shirt, even though the Bektashi national team players have not been selected yet. Although both Rama and Baba Mondi have agreed that the color of the shirt must be green, there have been strong debates between the two about the color of the panties.

It is learned from reliable sources that Rama agrees with Baba Mondi's version that the panties should be yellow, only if Baba Mondi agrees to sign the Fiscal Friendship on the first day. In the Constitution, to demonstrate religious tolerance, it is written in black and white that the coach of the national team must be orthodox and be chosen from the Open Balkans.

In the Bektashi Republic, everyone will be strategic investors and PPPs will be the red thread of the state building. In this context, a private company has undertaken the return of the 144-story tower, where the 80,000-seat stadium will be on the left side of the minaret, while the largest shopping center in the region will be on the right side.

The first match in this stadium will be the one between Israel and Palestine, and directly after the match, both the football players and the fans will participate in a summit to solve the crisis, directed not by the Prime Minister of the Bektashis, but by the Prime Minister of Albania, Edi Rama.

Andi Bejtja

There have been strong debates between Rama and Baba Mondi due to the fact that Rama initiates the inclusion of the Tirana incinerator within the territory of the Republic. It is known that Baba Mondi has agreed to only one condition: that the incinerator of Tirana be returned to 'duty free'.

It has also been decided that the currency in use will be 'greencoin' similar to 'bitcoin'. These are the first stages of state building, once the national jersey, the stadium, the shopping center are chosen, it will continue with the other stages of state building, such as completing the constitution, parliament, justice, etc.

In the meantime, discussions continue that in order to demonstrate religious tolerance in the territory of the Republic, the mujahedin of Manza, the emigrants of Gjadri, the remaining Afghans and Peqini prison should be relocated.

In the meantime, it is learned that before the creation of the state starts well, there will be some monopolies, for example, the supply of lamb to the Republic, where it is learned that this monopoly has been left to Tony Blair. The two large refrigerated warehouses for meat storage where, by special law, Ivanka Trump and Alex Soros.

Alcoholic beverages and carpets will also be monopolies, where McGonigal's company and Meloni's are in strong competition.

It is learned that online media will be banned in the Republic, there will be only one TV and questions and answers at press conferences are prohibited by law.

The formation of the Bektashi state continues...