The vote market in Tropoja

2025-04-17 19:57:00, Opinione CNA

Sadiku, a 45-year-old unemployed man from Bradozhnica, met Kujta, a well-known patronage agent of Rilindja, in a cafe owned by Bajram Curri.
Sadiku had come to the city in the hope of catching a vote buyer. He has 5 children, 3 of whom have the right to vote. He had made a calculation with himself to catch a minimum of 200 (4 people out of 50).
But when he heard the rumor that a DP member had been caught buying votes for 500 Euros, a light of joy overcame his soul. He said to himself:
- "I will contact Kujta, the aunt's son, the patronage agent. I'll ask him once. When the DP has 500, these people must have even better."
His luck shone as soon as he entered the Tourism Department. Kujta saw him from afar and invited him to the table.
- “Come on, you're all lost. I haven't seen you for years. Albania is moving forward, you're moving forward, Rilindja smiled at him”
- “Oh, you're good, there's enough, there's only people left, there's no school and there's enough farmland. Even with food, it's bad, we have nowhere to work. I wanted to ask you, do you know anything about any votes, do you have anything to do with you? They told me that 500 Euros went to the DP”
Kujtimi: -“They stole and plundered this country, you're working and suffering, they steal and kill. You should be grateful, you're working. 5 billion Euros came from tourists to Albania last year! That's 2000 Euros for every inhabitant.
Sadiku: - “If you had that tourism money you're talking about, or half of it, I would have voted for Enver Hoxha. But I haven't received anything from you, you scoundrel. That's why I asked you, do you have anything to share with us".
"Look, scoundrel, Tropoja is a bit far away, plus it's not grateful enough. But our Prime Minister doesn't forget us easily. He brought you Shalesi himself, a colonist. This Shalesi is a descendant of Noli and Konica. He's now fixing things".
Sadiku: -Do they have to tell him about the vote money?
Kujta: "No, you idiot, this is an ideologue of the Renaissance. Do you remember when he declared on TV: "We will never steal like these people"?
You are acting like you don't know anything. Give me some money, do the work and move on. Like in Zog's time. No, you idiot. Shalsi promised Albanians the modernization of theft, the invention of 5D systems, concessions, PPPs, strategic investors and cannabis. You have it inside and you don't understand anything. You get what you pay for, you don't have to move at all. Or you move forward and backward easily..."
Sadiku had started that movement without realizing it...
Kujta was wearing a nice suit, with a JP brand suit, a shirt whiter than the snow of the Alps, black patent leather shoes and... He had grown new hair! Sadiku was confused. He himself was two or three years younger but he seemed to be Kujta's father.
- Remember, God forbid, what happened to your hair?
- Tezak, MP Shalsi has brought hair transplantation to Tropoja. With an investment of 10 thousand Euros, your hair will grow back like a baby. Tropoja really needed this investment…”
- “What about the 500 Euro vote, what's the deal? You would have honored me. I'll take 2,000 Euro, I'll postpone the year…”
- “Tezak, what's the deal with 500 Euro votes, man, are you a fool? Our police have the one they caught. We gave him a 10-year-old and he'll do 6 months in prison and declare that I'm from the DP and I'm buying votes. I told you, these guys have no imagination, they don't care what you say…”
- “What about Tezak, what's the deal with them giving me money and I'm declaring that I tried to buy votes for the DP. With 10 thousand Euro I can easily go to prison.”
- “Ahhhh Tezak, now you've started to understand correctly. This is the light that comes from Rilindja. It also illuminates Bradozhnica. Tomorrow we'll sort this thing out”.
Sadiku was happy. With 10 thousand euros, he could extend his life in Bradoznica for two years./ Taken from Ermal Mulosmani's social networks